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The Nebraska Football Fan's Guide To The SEC Network

Being in the Big Ten for a few seasons now, Husker fans have seen all sorts of Big Red sports on BTN including Nebraska football, basketball and baseball.

It’s old hat and the best part is it looks like BTN is ramping up their efforts to compete with the newly minted SEC Network.

Husker fans as a whole may think they know what the SEC Network’s all about, but that’s likely not true.

For example, you’d expect its inaugural broadcast day to include a 24-hour marathon of football dominance when instead, Tim Tebow gets a birthday cake.

It’s this kind of innovative programming that kills the notion of the network simply being a propaganda tool.

For example, here’s a full day’s worth of programming just to show you how committed the conference is to diverse entertainment.

5:30 A.M.: Reveille with Reveille
5:31 A.M.: Live feed of Nick Saban reading Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War”
6:00 A.M.: Good Gat Dang Morning! feat. Steve Spurrier, Harvey Updyke and Stop Girl
9:00 A.M.: Les Miles’ Shadow Puppetry Hour
10:00 A.M.: The Astounding Five Star Magic Show with Hugh Freeze
10:30 A.M: Live feed of Nick Saban watching film
10:45 A.M.: Bret Bielema or Rob Riggle?
11:00 A.M.: Mark Richt’s Outta Control Country Kitchen
12;00 P.M.: Whatever The Hell This Is
12:15 P.M: Live feed of Nick Saban picking up his laundry
12:25 P.M.: Verne Lundquist’s Chortle! Chortle! Chortle!
1:00 P.M.: SEC Glazed Over Challenge feat. Lane Kiffin
1:30 P.M.: Kentucky Football Highlights
1:31 P.M.: Early Cuyler Teaches Recruiting: Making Your Highlight Taperry
2:00 P.M.: National Championships and Loopholes
3:00 P.M.: Live feed of Nick Saban eating a cupcake
3:10 P.M.: Heads Up! Throwing Mechanics feat. Tim Tebow and Jesse Palmer
4:00 P.M:  The Best of Brent Musberger’s Oglings
5:00 P.M.: Mike Slive’s State of the NCAA
5:30 P.M.: Vandy’s Playdate: Writing a Proper Resume
6:00 P.M.:  CSI: Knoxville
7:00 P.M.: Misery in Missouri: The Blaine Gabbert Story
9:00 P.M.: Jorts: Florida Campus Cop Patrol
10:00 P.M.: SEC Pickins Classics (including Florida vs. Georgia 2011)
11:00 P.M.: Story Time with Will Muschamp
12:00 A.M.: Midnight Yell (Yep. Every night)
1:00 A.M.: Live Call-In Tarot with Jennifer Bielema
2:00 A.M.: Pillah Talk with PAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL
3:30 A.M.: Live feed of Nick Saban snoring on his office couch
3:40 A.M.: Body by Bret (INFOMERCIAL)
5:00 A.M.:  On Everyone’s Short List feat. Dan Mullen

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